Taylor: ...I don't know why people think that! I'm like, "Come on, I like girls."
Alvaro: Dude, it's okay. And it's alright to be homo. Just as long as you don't act on it.
The rest of us: Laughing hysterically. Mostly because Alvaro has the most serious look on his face.
Alvaro: But really, it's true. The prophet has said...
Us: Stop Alvaro!! We all know! (continued hysteric laughing)
This is just like every day of our lives. It's fun to be us.